Ai Sik Yu, Bitch! or How do I find ip address on ICQ
He asked me once Vanek like to know the ip address of UIN ICQ
- I do not know - I answered and took the engine from Natasha.
Once lit, playing cards and another lit, I began to think (!)
I thought about many things - about money, about the weather and the fact that winter is soon to be quite. But winter and the money immediately lost in forgetfulness when I thought how do we define this same ip address.
Naturally the first thing I did this devoured and watched the film "Crank 2" climbed into the QIP. Dick there, Semen Semenovich, nothing there about IP. I scratched the turnips and thought that dick with this IP address. But Vanek said that he fucked up as you need to know, and we climbed in the search.
Search offers three main solutions:
On one forum there was even such a response.
We are here to Rafik fucking at 2 am sitting in a trolley-bus depot frankly prihueli from your question. Well after our laughter woke up from all the drunken local mechanics. We have presented your question, the most authoritative and drunken mechanic Mikhalych. He laughed for a long time but after an hour gave a very sensible answer: What's that you bitches in my trolley want spizdet Schori and a moment later puknul. While we Rafik Hoohele Mikhalych iknuv asleep. The moral is do not ask a drunken garbage Mikhailovich. Remember Mikhalych not when not snitch! Grasp the meaning of our words and we have lit another kosyachek! Good luck!
The first method did not work because Minutes ICQ and indeed, customers are already 83 times updated. The second method is also not working. Third, we did not even try. Looks Mikhalych rights.
But if you really want to be space to fly.
- Let scratched asechny protocol! - Said Vanek.
- Come on you dick! - I said. - Can offer such a thing ...
Let's make a special page when entering which IP address will be recorded in a separate file, and at some cool shot of some or vidyuha.
Vanek said that I was fucking genius, and that he fucked up in me no doubt.
Natasha, about which we forgot, asked Ivan and Nahua he needs this "ah-wee". And then he told us that he suspected that his Lenka not go to Moscow at the exhibition, but here in Minsk with a sort of lover tusit.
- Well not to fuck if you shock, Vanek! He could ask for anything kai photo of her against the red area, or call at a time when she was on the train will go after all heard the same in the tube that the wheels of the carriages rattle - so not in Minsk, then from Moscow by train.
Karoche I did on his knee this script
<?
$ip = getenv(REMOTE_ADDR);
$f_weather = fopen("ip.txt","wb");
fwrite ($f_weather,$ip);
fclose ($f_weather);
echo '<img class="logo" src="/su.jpg" alt="" border="0" />';
?>
and poured himself a host here .
Lenka Vanek wrote something like "Look at what Vaska garbage blog"
Lenka passed by reference and also answered something like "yes, funny garbage 
"
Then we moved here and saw the IP address of its provider.
Lenka was lucky - it was a Moscow provider.
So use the code above or GET ready to archive .
Moral of this post is as follows:
Trust but verify his girlfriend and did not listen Mikhailovich.
Thank you for your attention.
Class. Simple, logical and funny. The approach is slightly crooked, but I liked the logic. And what if the cell is started with ICQ?
Then, already does (((One can only weep and remember Mikhailovich